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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 04:05

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Can trans people tell me what the criteria for a woman is excluding self identification (facts do not rely on self belief)?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Sure no problem officer.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

What smell will you never forget?

HELLO

Yes sir it is.

After a few moments he returns.

There's no way Republican Trump won all seven swing states. How was he able to cheat and steal the election?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

{RING} {RING}

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

What is truer than that which is true?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

How can I help my cat adjust to sleeping in its own room after allowing it to sleep with us as a kitten?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.